It’s the holiday season, the time of year when we drink spiked eggnog (among other things), re-watch GNCC rounds on YouTube, and yearn for winter to be over. It’s also the gift-giving season, and let’s face it, buying a gift for any two-wheel enthusiast can be a frustrating experience. We dirt bikers are a finicky lot, full of opinions about anything related to two wheels, a finger on the clutch—revs up—ready to drop the hammer and launch into a diatribe at any given moment about the best tire choice for Georgia red clay or the proper way to keep a gear bag from smelling like a hockey team locker room. Unable to fully comprehend our two-wheel lingua franca or hear the voice in our head that sounds strangely like Roger Decoster, friends and family are left scratching their heads wondering where to begin their holiday gift search.

Alas, don’t fret! Seat Time is here to help with a curated list of gift ideas that’ll satisfy even the most cantankerous or persnickety two-wheel connoisseur—our Holiday Gift Ideas for the Demanding Dirt Biker in Your Life.

Dmada Creative Lightweight Series Trail Essentials Pouches

DMADA Creative Trail Pouches

The Dmada Creative Trail Essentials Pouch is a perfect solution to keep all your trail riding essentials dry and organized. Each pouch is made in Idaho by Dmada from quality materials then tested for durability to withstand any adventure.

Price: $32.00 and up

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Rabaconda 3-Minute Tire Changer

It takes a rare breed to enjoy changing dirt bike tires. Bloody knuckles, excessive cussing, and back and knee pain are a few of the side effects of lousy tire changing skills. That is until you use a Rabaconda 3-Minute Tire Changer. With the Rabaconda, changing a tire in under three minutes can become a reality for the DIY mechanic.

Price: $395.00

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USWE Zulo™ 2 Hydration Hip Pack

USWE Sport’s Zulo™ 2 is a race hydration hip pack designed to provide a perfect ergonomic fit. This banana-shaped (and banana-colored) waist bag is equipped with a 1.0L bladder with Plug-N-Play coupling, a magnetic clip for the drink tube, a smart multi-organizer pocket, and two quick-stash side pockets for easy access to trail essentials.

Price: $89.99

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Fasthouse 805 Gas and Beer Jersey

Two of our favorite things in one! The 805 Gas and Beer Jersey from Fasthouse features high-quality silk-screened graphics on the chest and arms and mesh-vented side, sleeve, and back panels to maintain core body temperature. Gas + Beer = Win-Win.

Price: $60.00

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Giant Loop Gas Bags™

You may have chuckled a little when you read the name of this product, thinking to yourself, “I know a few people I’d consider a gas bag.” All jokes aside, Giant Loop Gas Bags are designed for UTVs, ATVs, snowmobiles, snow bikes, 4x4s, and other overland vehicles as a lightweight, compact way to transport fuel that rolls up or packs flat when empty. Available in 1, 2, 3, and 5-gallon sizes.

Price: $149.99 and up

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EKS Brand Ronnie Mac Limited Edition RM69 BEER Goggle

EKS Brand gave Ronnie Mac a Sharpie and some duct tape when he created his own limited edition RM69 goggle. BEER Optics goggles have a universal face fit, excellent dust and debris protection, exceptional comfort, and comes standard with a tinted anti-fog lens. Everything looks better through Beer Optics!

Price: $45.99

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BikeMaster Ultimate Shop Stool with Tool Caddy

We were brought up to never sit down on the job, but we’ll make an exception for this shop stool. With five large casters, a height-adjustable padded seat, and a 360-degree tool tray, the BikeMaster Ultimate Shop Stool is ready to tackle any winter bike project or bench racing session in comfort and style.

Price: $84.20

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Klim Adventure Blend Coffee

KLIM’s Adventure Blend coffee is freshly ground the day you order it to provide you a smooth experience. KLIM worked with a family-owned coffee company to create the perfect balance. The result is a medium roast coffee blend that will prep you for the day’s ride ahead.

Price: $13.99

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Trailbound Trailcutters Chainsaw Number Plate Rack

The Trailcutters Chainsaw Number Plate Rack from Trailbound was developed for the dedicated men and women who spend their time out cutting trails the rest of us can all enjoy. The universal design works on most dirt bikes, fits many chainsaws, and looks like a number plate when not in use.

Price: $199.99

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Seat Time Shop Gift Cards

Still unsure of what to get a two-wheeled friend this holiday season? Surely there’s an item from the Seat Time Shop he or she will appreciate. Seat Time gift cards are perfect for yourself or a loved one—especially when paralyzed by indecision. Instead, make the decision easy—Seat Time gift cards for the win!

Price: $10.00 and up

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We hope you found our holiday gift guide helpful, our words slightly witty, and always remember to enjoy a #PintFullOfAwesome. Happy Holidays!